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... from the Man in the Black Hat!

Cheese and crackers, with the new FCC get tough crack down on saying NAUGHTY WORDS on the RADIO, I am phonetically crippled.

When I go into WZZO to broadcast with the Bearman and Keith, one stray "dog ass" or "pecker head" and the whole damn show could get fired.

Please use this super spy conversion chart so you can insert the correct NAUGHTY WORD, WHERE it's supposed to be!

CHICKEN HEAD	=	PECKER HEAD
DOG HINER	=	DOG ASS
SCRAPPLE CONSUMING TROLLOP	=	SCRAPPLE SUCKING SLUT
BLANK YOU IN A BUCKET OF GOO	=	FUCK YOU IN A BUCKET OF GOO
ROTATE MY CROPS	=	JERK ME OFF
CHEESE AND CRACKERS	=	SON OF A BITCH
BEEP	=	FUCK
HOMOSEXUAL OR GAY	=	FLAMER